A man asked God: “God, how long is a million years to you?” God answered: “A million years to me is like a minute.” Then the man asked: “God, how much is a million dollars to you?” And God replied: “A million dollars to me is like a penny.” The man thought for a second, and then asked: “God, could you give me one of your pennies?” ”Sure”, God said,
“In a minute.”
